1) BILLBROWDER, ones Russia’s biggest foreign investor,
claims PUTIN has stolen $200BN of the
country’s assets. If true he’d be the world’s richest person- worth more than
coca-cola & 2.5 times richer than BILL GATES
2) PUTIN grew up in a communal apartment, his family living
in a room just 12ft by 15 ft(3.6m x 4.6m). Infested with rats he’d chase them
with sticks to pass time.
3) After learning that Germany’s Angela merkel is afraid of
dogs, PUTIN gave her a toy pooch. During energy negotiation she brought along
his Labrador to intimidate her.
4) joining the kgb in 1975, PUTIN is said either to have stolen tech secrets or recruited
westerners. Secret service document claim he was a drunk, a philanderer and a
wife-beater
5) There is a pro-PUTIN, all–female political group called PUTIN’s
army. At election they strip of and perform sexy car washes to win support for PUTIN
6) PUTIN came to power after promising to catch bombers who
killed 224 people. Spy Alex litvinenko claimed the attacks were orchestrated by
Russian agents to bring PUTIN to power – He was later assassinated.
7) In 2013 PUTIN made iy illegal to provide children with
info about homosexuality. Displaying a rainbow flagcan lead to arrest and in
some areas homophobic attacks have increased tenfold
8) Under PUTIN Russia’s gdp has grown 700% and wages have
tripled. If this had happened in the USA the average wage would now be over
$100,000
9) PUTIN wants the power to take Russia offline in
emergencies- including times o protest. During such times only a government-run
network of sites would be accessible.
10)
PUTIN has cultivated
an action man image, his exploits includes..
Bare – Chested horse
riding
Co-piloting a jet
fighter
Shooting a whale with
a crossbow
Finding two ancient Greek
urns while scuba diving
He also has a 9th-level
black belt in taekwondo.
